Friday, June 21, 2024

Madam Jane predicts: Expect the unexpected at the presidential debates

 

Madam Jane predicts: Expect the unexpected at the presidential debates
 
     Wednesday is laundry day.  Always a good idea to have clean clothes, right?  So I dutifully trudged off to the wash house and on the way, I ran into Madam Jane.  "What's up?" I asked her.  "Got any good news for me today?"

     "No."

     "Well.  Then.  Got any bad news?"  Madam Jane's eyes lit up.  Of course she did.  Our girl seems to thrive on bad news.  But even so, looking into the future is sometimes hard work, especially these days.

     "That recent hostage rescue in Gaza was a big disaster," she said -- but even I don't need a crystal ball to know that.  Four hostages were rescued, sure, but six Israelis and 274 Palestinians died in the attempt.  Not exactly a big success.  However, all that happened in the past, not in the future.  

      "What else have you got?"
 
       "There's going to be a big war this September.  NATO thinks it's ready to take on both Russia and China.  That's crazy talk.  America only has 450,000 trained soldiers.  Russia has millions.  And not even I can predict how many trained soldiers China will be able to call up.  And even you are prescient enough to guess who is gonna win that war."

      Easy-peasy.  It's already obvious who will win it.  Nobody.  We'll all be fried to a crisp.

     "However, the most surprising event that I predict is...."  Then Madam Jane paused dramatically.  "I can predict what will happen at the presidential debates!"  Now she had my full attention.  Anyone can predict a thermo-nuclear war, even me -- but what will happen at the presidential debates involves a bit more than guesswork these days.  

     "Here's what will happen," said M.J.  "Genocide Joe is not at all popular right now and will probably lose the November election, even to Trump.  That's a given.  Why?  Because no matter how much most Americans have been groomed to hate Trump, the Evil Globalist Bastards who actually run the show currently love Trump even more than they love Biden."

     "Why it that?"

     "Because Trump has finally become a true believer, now that he's experienced the full sting of the Evil Globalist Bastards' whip.  The Orange Man has stopped farting around with call-girls and wannabe Klan members and become best buddies with the war machine and the dreaded Federal Reserve swamp instead," replied Madam Jane.  
 
     Oh.  Okay.  But Biden isn't the EGB's true friend also?  
 
     "Of course he is -- but Biden still can't get elected, not after his disastrous misadventures in Ukra$ne and that horrific live-stream genocide in Gaza.  So.  My advice to you is to watch the upcoming presidential debates closely and get ready for an early October Surprise."

      Good grief.  And here I thought I was just on my way to the laundromat.

      "I predict that during one of the upcoming presidential debates, Joe Biden will fake a heart attack."  Right there on stage with 20 million viewers watching?  "Yeah.  And then the Democrats will put up Gavin Newsom instead." 

     Gruesome Newsom?  The man who single-handedly almost drove a wrecking ball through the California economy?  I'm speechless.  "But can he even get elected?"

     "Sure.  Why not.  He has the morals of an alley cat -- but he's cute." 

     Madam Jane, however, wasn't quite finished with ruining my day.

     "And right after the November elections, I predict that the economy will tank.  It's only on life-support now, in order to give us the false appearance of solvency because the Federal Reserve is now pumping Monopoly money into the stock market to artificially inflate it so that voters will feel safe until the Evil Globalist Bastards' next guy is safely in the White House -- one who won't even bat an eyeball at declaring martial law."  Oh crap.  

      "Plus most Americans have borrowed money up to their own eyeballs and all their credit-card bills will become due around then -- and so that particular charade of prosperity will also be toast.  After November 5, you won't even have enough quarters left to do your laundry.  Too bad."

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And she even forgot to mention that in the future we're gonna get pandemic scare after pandemic scare until we're all locked down forever:  https://www.globalresearch.ca/bird-flu-mass-testing-phase/5860492

Things are changing rapidly.  The zionists are no longer large and in charge:  EXPOSED: Israel and the American Empire | Matt Kennard, Lowkey, Huda Ammori & Ahmed Alnaouq

The latest Electronic Intifada:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJrRmM16qk
 
And no resource list would be complete without a prediction about the American economy from our Greg:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT0TYYiY4Ws&start=1s&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
 
More than you ever wanted to know about how badly screwed up Ukra$ne is right now:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgCuM_Gu1Q
 
OMG, Ukra$ne just hit a beach in Sevastopol with an American-operated ATACM missile, killing two children and injuring 27 more children as they played in the sand. Madam Jane never predicted that horror. https://www.rt.com/russia/599797-ukraine-attack-crimea-us-weapons/ 
 
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