Wednesday, April 30, 2014
















"Engineering Chaos": Mother Agnes-Mariam lectures neo-cons on their bad behavior

    I just went to hear Mother Agnes-Mariam, a Syrian nun dressed in a serious nun outfit, give a talk on the horrible situation that her country finds itself in today -- and I ended up with ten pages of notes on the shocking details of what she said.  However, the main gist of her talk can be summed up in just a few words.  "[Western neo-colonial] powers have been engineering chaos in Syria -- and they need to stop this disruptive behavior right now so that peace and reconciliation can safely proceed."

     According to Mother Agnes-Mariam, these Western powers-that-be have been "engineering chaos" in Syria quite successfully over the last three years.   But I would also like to add that Western neo-cons haven't just been engineering chaos in Syria -- oh no.  They've also been doing it everywhere that they can, all across the Middle East.  And then it also suddenly dawned on me that said neo-cons have been following a similar step-by-step pattern all over the world, not just in the Middle East:

Step 1:  Find yourself a resource-rich country where a percentage of the population is unhappy -- for whatever reason (and if you can't find any unhappy people there, then just make some up).

Step 2:  Begin to foment revolution in the name of "Freedom and Democracy".  Make F&D sound really really good!

Step 3:  Start the killing -- or "Shock and Awe" or whatever you want to call it.  Use terms like "freedom fighters" and "rebels" and "no-fly zones" and "humanitarian relief".  And also be sure to throw in scare-words like "WMDs" and "Chemical Weapons" and "Nuclear Proliferation" whenever humanly possible.  But it doesn't really matter what you call anything as long as chaos results.  Or another Benghazi.  Or another Maiden Square.

Step 4:  The most imperative goal in Step 4 is to make sure that an impressive number of civilians are killed (See Step 3)  

Step 5:  Disassemble the mechanisms of state.  Bomb the hospitals.  Bump off the water supply.  Destroy the infrastructure.  Blow up city hall.  Replace the strong-arm guy who is holding the country together with a thousand factional groups who all hate each other and everyone else -- and are willing to kill to prove it too.  Think Iraq.  Think Libya.  Think Yugoslavia. 

Step 6:  Move into the void that's created and steal land and resources to your heart's content.  "Good job, Brownie!"

     But enough of this.  Let's get back to Mother Agnes-Mariam's talk.  She spoke for over an hour on peace and reconciliation in Syria -- by and for Syrians.  It was a hopeful speech; sadly informative but also rational and inspiring.

     And then suddenly five or six people popped up from the audience as if on cue and started shouting at Mother Agnes.  "What about the use of chemical weapons!  What about that dictator Assad!"

     I at first thought that the ushers at the venue had over-reacted a bit by telling those guys to either be quiet or leave.  But later I learned that these same guys have been following Mother Agnes-Mariam all around America and trying to disrupt all of her talks.

     And at another one of her talks, I later found out, Mother Agnes had welcomed their participation and attempted to answer their questions -- only to discover that they had no valid evidence, no real POV and nothing really to say.

    These guys were simply trying to "engineer chaos" too!

     And afterwards, outside on the front steps, one of these guys (wearing a really expensive-looking suit) handed me his card.  He was from Washington DC, of course.  That figures.

PS:  And who else can you think of who's now happily busy trying to "engineer chaos" right here in our very own United States?  Rush Limbaugh come to mind immediately.  And Cliven Bundy and Karl Rove and the Koch brothers.  And of course Fox News.

PPS:  For those of you who still want to soldier on and read more about what Mother Agnes-Mariam had to say, here are some of the quotes that I wrote down.  I think I copied most of them correctly, but I was writing pretty fast:

   "In Syria today, the horrendous reality is of thousands and thousands of mercenaries who enter historic city complexes to turn them into battlefields.  They are terrorists and bandits who spread agony among the residents.

     "Sponsored by foreign powers, these 'Tafiri' [self-appointed inquisitionists] 'liberate' towns by forcing the residents out of them.  The majority of Islamic clerics throughout the world denounce the Tafiri, however. 

     "Syria is a cauldron of chaos -- designed to dismantle a country.  It is engineered by neo-colonials to divide and reign -- and to dismantle and gain.  

     "All of Syria used to be middle-class.  No homeless people in Syria.  And now they are obliged to beg; living in slums where the violence has followed them.  Mosques, churches and synagogues are also being systematically destroyed.  Factories, hospitals, residences.  Homs now looks like Stalingrad.  Apocalyptic.  The economic and production heart of Syria has also been destroyed.  The engineers of chaos destroyed it.

     "A young woman wakes up with no legs.  And her friend is now blind.  In some places, only 3% of the population remain -- and the Takfiri 'rebels' still shell them.  We are living among vampires -- where beheading is getting very normal.  We are seeing heads everywhere.  They play football with them.  One Takfiri leader is said to have beheaded 350 people.

     "What happened to the Arab Spring?  That striving for freedom and democracy has been hijacked by the engineers of chaos.  The Free Syrian Army lacks money, its members are starving.  But the Takfiri faction is receiving all kinds of money and weapons.  The Takfiri are in direct opposition to reconciliation.  They come from 80 countries -- and Syrians are their victims.

     "There are seven million refugees inside of Syria and two more million outside of the country.  They are starving.  Out of a population of just 22 million, each day 9,500 more civilians are forced to leave their homes.  Soon all 22 million will be displaced.  We are back to the barbarian era. 

     "When you see something like this in your city -- thousands beheaded, children pushed off roofs, people roasted in ovens -- there will be more and more violence.  But there is a third way.  We have to build bridges.  That is the challenge of reconciliation among Syrians.  We have to develop trust.  We have a lot of martyrs [to the non-violent cause], but we will not stop because the bloodshed must stop!

     "Saddam was killed.  Gaddafi was killed.  Has it gotten any better?  If Assad is gone, who will take his place?  The 2000 factions?  No.  How can I reconcile with a group who wants to behead me?  We are now talking to former [FSA] fighters who go back to protect their neighborhoods from the Takfiris.  The FSA is willing to talk.  Even Syria's Al Qaeda is upset that ISIS Takfiri are killing everyone and burning factories.

     "We are accused continuously, especially by people in the US, of being political.  This is preposterous.  We are talking only out of a position to stop the bloodshed.  Alternative media can now go deeper and not just repeat mainstream media [brainwashing] ad nauseam.  Go and hear everyone.  I am not an oracle -- but do not put me to death if I disagree.  This is not the way to truth.

     "If a solution to Syria's problems is imposed from outside, we will be worse off than before.  We must be free from foreign intervention.  Change will not come from violence.  Violence has just strengthened [Assad's] regime.  All the Takfiris have done is to get rid of the infrastructure of the state instead.  The state itself is the sole hope for Syria.  That, and a dialogue of symbiosis and reconciliation among Syrians themselves." 


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Tuesday, April 22, 2014



4/20 day at Cal





















Back when LSD was legal, traveling was really cheap!

    I love to travel and visit new places -- but it's truly a sad fact of life that in order to go see the world, you really do need to have money.  And lots and lots of it too.  Oligarchs have it http://billmoyers.com/episode/what-the-1-dont-want-you-to-know-2/  I don't.

     For example, it's a whole lot easier to be a hot-shot war correspondent if you actually possess the airfare necessary to arrive at said war.  Syria?  Ukraine?  Venezuela?  Israel-Palestine?  Somalia?  The Congo?  Or any one of the other 134 places in this world where U.S. armed forces have bases and another war might break out at any minute or the CIA might start another "Color Revolution"?  http://www.tomdispatch.com/blog/175794/tomgram%3A_nick_turse,_secret_wars_and_black_ops_blowback/

     The only way that I can get to these places cheaply is to join the Marines! 

     But I've also figured out another way to travel safely and cheaply to exciting and exotic places:  Just pack my bags and travel to all those wondrous and profound places that exist inside of my own mind -- instead of outside of it.

     Back in 1965 when I was living on the infamous Lower East Side of New York City, LSD was still legal -- and Sandoz pharmaceuticals in Switzerland was kind enough to produce a laboratory-grade LSD that one could easily get one's hands on.  Taking trips back then was easy and cheap -- you simply took journeys deep into the depths of your own mind.  But that's not possible any more.

   In the last 15 years, I have been all over the whole freaking world, been to every state in the Union except Wisconsin, Oklahoma and Kentucky, set foot on all seven continents, visited every important religious shrine I could think of and toured every major war zone in the Middle East except Libya and Syria.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU961SGps8g&feature=youtu.be

     But how far into the inside my own brain have I ever gone?  Since LSD became a controlled substance?  And peyote, mescalin, ayahuasca and magic mushrooms became so hard to get?  Not very far.

     Of course I have traveled short distances into the Outback of my brain with the help of various hypnotists -- and that must count for something, right? 

     And I can always dream about traveling the world.  Dreams are free.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-c9DY01Q2M  

     What if you knew that every single night of your life, you could look forward to visiting, say, Tel Aviv and Tahiti?  Or Paris and Pakistan?  Or Kandahar and Kentucky....   Life would suddenly become a whole lot more fun.
     And speaking of dreaming, there's another possibility of sneaking inside of our dream worlds -- by practicing a technique called lucid dreaming.  But I haven't mastered it yet so far either.  http://www.wikihow.com/Lucid-Dream

     For several years during the infamous 1970s http://www.thomhartmann.com/blog/2014/04/middle-class-not-%E2%80%9Cnormal%E2%80%9D#sthash.QFqgQxf0.dpuf, I used to sit cross-legged and listen to a Tibetan lama go on and on about what happens to us in the Dream Bardo.  So I made up a bumper-sticker for my car that read, "Lost in the Bardo again!"  And I think I'm still am lost in the Dream Bardo -- but when I wake up, I can't remember a damn thing.  And then there was all that dream-training I went through in Subud.  Not a clue what good that did either.

     Because who the freak knows what goes on in our dreams?  By definition, we are all sound asleep.

      So I ask you.  Have I ever really gotten right down to it, packed my suitcase, girded my loins and actually traveled very far into that scary and unknown country of the mind?  Not so much -- at least not since the 1960s.  So this is the country where I want to go next. 

     Any suggestions on where I can buy a ticket to go there?  Or how to reserve a few nights at the Neo-Cortex Hotel?

PS:  Most Americans really, really do not want to go there -- back inside of their own brains.  They seem to want to do anything that they can to avoid it, in fact.  They leave the TV on 24/7, let infomercials and talk-radio hosts do their thinking for them, never take out their ear-buds, and shop til they drop in malls designed to distract people from thinking.  Plus all too many Americans immediately attempt to get stinking drunk at the very first sign that an inner journey might be about to begin.

     "Know thyself," Socrates once said. 

     Most Americans seem to shudder at the thought.

PPS:  The interior of our brains contains the good, the bad and the ugly -- not just Einstein-like thoughts.  Sure, we might discover another Theory of Relativity.  But our brains are also the places where our worst nightmares are stored.  Are we ready for that as well?  As well as for all the good stuff?  Sure, why not.

     Just view all that bad stuff in our brains as a Oscar-quality horror movie and then just relax and enjoy being scared out of our minds.  Or into them, as it were.

    Also, it seems like such a waste that most consciousness-expanding substances are now labeled "controlled," and can't even be legally used by mental-health professionals to further explore the human brain, or in religious ceremonies to get ourselves nearer to spirituality, or by cancer patients to help still their fears of impending death.  But cigarettes are legal.  And so is booze.  And Prozac.  How come only the mind-numbing stuff gets legalized?

PPPS:  Another reason why traveling inside of my brain is important to me:  I am so badly frustrated that the world as we know it today will soon come to an end and yet nobody seems to care or to act in a responsible way to solve all our myriad problems. 
http://www.thenation.com/article/179458/why-thenationcom-today-all-about-climate
 
     If only I could get inside of my own mind, tap into that incredible resource, find a goal or a plan that would work and then Just Do It, I wouldn't have to lie awake nights worrying so much about all the crazy-bad trouble that human beings have gotten themselves into so far. 

PPPPS:  Cattle-rustling is NOT patriotic.  So what is?  Stopping climate change and jailing sleazy banksters and un-electing corrupt politicians.


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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Music video I was in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voIFj8X-Mj4











Adventures in taxes: "Jail or No Jail"

     A friend of mine just told me about a friend of his who, for the past several years, has had to spend every single weekend of his life cooped up in jail.  Every single weekend, week in and week out, this guy goes to jail -- with free room and board provided at the taxpayers' expense.  "But, why?" you might ask.  Because the guy steadfastly refuses to pay that portion of his federal income tax that goes toward unnecessary wars.

     But on the other hand, many huge US-based multi-national corporations also refuse to pay any kind of federal tax at all.  So shouldn't their CEOs be spending weekends in jail as well?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voIFj8X-Mj4
     Taxes are supposed to be a way that all of us Americans can pool our money together in order to buy all that expensive stuff that we couldn't afford to buy individually.  For instance, I alone cannot afford to purchase good roads, education for my granddaughter, police and fire protection, etc. all by myself.  And neither can most of the rest of us either.  And for this obvious reason I approve of taxation.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_pR6fcELU

     But apparently a lot of huge mega-corporations have refused to pool their money with our money so that we can all afford to pay for these big-ticket items.  Corporatists have a better idea:  "Let's just let everyone else pay for our share."  http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2014/03/31/140331crbo_books_cassidy?currentPage=all  And then you can hear them whispering to themselves under their breath, "Suckers."  http://www.thenation.com/blog/179357/tax-breaks-are-killing-planet

    April is tax season, of course, but it is also Passover season too.  And this Passover, I was once again amazed by the poetry and meaningfulness of the Haggadah ritual words recited at Seder dinners throughout the world. 

     According to the Haggadah, Jews everywhere strongly believe that freedom is the birthright of every human being alive -- and not just Jews.  "With freedom and justice for all."  Even for dark-skinned Jews in Israel and even for Christian and Muslim Palestinians.  Yay!  And even for us tax-paying Americans too.  http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/news/jerusalem-christians-are-latest-targets-in-recent-spate-of-price-tag-attacks-1.413848

PS:  At last month's Berkeley-Albany Bar Association luncheon, our guest speaker told us all about the latest changes that have been made in federal tax law.  I madly scribbled all this stuff down on some paper napkins and here it is.  Hopefully I got most of it right:

     "The IRS budget for 2014 was slashed by $526 million.  It now has 8,000 fewer employees -- but with a much bigger workload.   Last year there were 3.5 billion dollars in fraudulent tax returns.  And the IRS admits that it conducted 18 percent fewer audits of major corporations last year."  Told ya.

     "Not many tax laws were passed last year."  Hell, not many of any kind of laws were passed last year by this do-nothing Congress -- except for a whole bunch of laws sending Big Government into our bedrooms. 

     "The American Taxpayer Relief Act of 2012 (ATRA), passed in 2013, permanently extends a lower tax rate on individuals with incomes of $400,000 or less.  It also provides for a new 39.6% marginal rate for income in excess of the above thresholds, as well as a higher rate for net capital gains and qualified dividends.  And for a phase-out of personal exemptions and itemized deductions for higher-income individuals.  But even with these new increases, US tax rates are still quite low in comparison with other countries." 

     "Regarding foreign income reporting, there is now a Form 8938 which requires that specified foreign financial assets must be reported."  About time for that to happen!  "And the penalties are stiff if you fail to file an accurate 3938."  Good.  "And there are no statutes of limitation here either.  Pursuit of US taxpayers with foreign financial accounts continues to be one of the IRS's highest priorities."  But the IRS is also trying to extend its statutes of limitation in other areas too.  So be aware of that.

     Regarding gay marriages, "Same-sex couples, legally married in jurisdictions that recognize their marriage, will be treated as married for all federal tax purposes."

     And apparently America's fourth-largest tax preparation firm just got busted for fraudulent and deceptive conduct and isn't gonna be allowed to prepare our taxes ever again.  "One of the more heinous acts committed by the owner involved forging customers' signatures on duplicate refund checks, causing collection proceedings against the customers, who knew nothing about this."

     Also, when filing out your 1040, make sure you check "child support" and not "family support" because spousal support doesn't count as child support and apparently doesn't get as many reductions.

     "The IRS assessed FBAR penalties against a taxpayer for willingly failing to report the existence of or the income from a Swiss bank account."  And the IRS has taken a very hard line regarding overstated charitable contributions too.  And California taxes its residents on their world-wide income as well.

      "S corporations have done well under the new tax act -- exempt from healthcare taxes, etc.  They won't be going away any time soon."  No idea what an S corporation is but apparently it is a good thing to have if you are going to pay taxes.

     "And roll-overs are tricky.  Be very careful.  You only have 60 days."  And home offices aren't so much the audit-trigger that they once were under the new safe harbor rule -- as the IRS attempts to codify repairs and improvements to small businesses.  

      And then the speaker also explained a lot of stuff about ObamaCare and its effects on our taxes -- but I got distracted by the cheesecake for dessert.

PPS:  One tax preparer told me that I owed $600 in taxes for 2013.  Another one said that I didn't owe anything at all.  Guess which one I believed?

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If anyone ever wants to hire me on as a travel writer (or war correspondent), "Have laptop, will travel!"
  And I would really like to go back to Iraq to see how things are now.  Or to Timbuktu.  Never been there.  Or Ukraine or Syria -- or Oklahoma, Hawaii or Milwaukee.  Never been there either.  But can't afford to go on my own.  PS:  Here's a great GX tour of Oklahoma on July 6 that I would love to go on:  http://www.globalexchange.org/reality-tours#id=the-radical-tour-of-oklahoma



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Are you a plaintiffs' attorney who is tired of writing those pesky personal injury settlement briefs all the time? No problem! I can write them for you. Years of experience. And pay me only if you win the case.
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I recently got my Notary Public commission!

Need a Notary Public? Have seal, will travel. E-mail me at jpstillwater@yahoo.com and I'll stamp your document, make it official and only charge $10. Of course if you live outside of Berkeley, I may have to charge travel expenses -- but am well worth it!

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Want something good to read? Buy my book! "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket: Helpful Tips for Touring Today's Middle East," available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble. http://www.amazon.com/Bring-Your-Own-Flak-Jacket/dp/0978615719/ref=cm_pdp_rev_itm_title_1. It's like if Jack Kerouac, Mark Twain and/or Janet Evanovich went to war.

I also wrote a book about going on Hajj (also included as a chapter in "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket," but this book is cheaper -- but it's worth buying them both!) My book on the Hajj is so outstanding that I bet even Christian fundamentalists will love it! Please buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/Mecca-Hajj-Lessons-Islamic-School/dp/0978615700/ref=cm_rdp_product

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"Imagine a world where EVERY child is wanted, nurtured, protected and loved: World peace in one generation!"
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You can also buy T-shirts, coffee mugs, tote bags, truckers' caps, baby gear and/or teddy bears with this logo printed on them. They make great gifts, especially for those of us who are still idealists in these troubled times. To purchase, just click here: http://www.cafepress.com/StillTWaters