Madam Jane predicts: The world will end in 2028

 

 

Madam Jane predicts: The world will end in 2028

     I hadn't heard from Madam Jane for several months and was starting to get worried so I gave her a call.  "How's it going?" I asked.  "You okay?"

     "Not really," said Madam Jane.  "I bumped my head back in January, got a concussion and still suffer from brain fog.  Even my crystal ball is cloudy!"  Oh no.  That's terrible.  So I baked her a mac-cheese casserole and that seemed to help.

     "You gotta get well," I whined.  "I need you to tell my fortune again!"  Maybe it's changed?  Back in 1976, Madam Jane predicted that I would die on my birthday in 2028.  Hey, that's only 1,039 days from now.  But I'd become philosophical about it.  Knowing that you aren't going to die comes in handy sometimes.  For instance, if I'm on an airplane, it's nice to know that the plane won't crash.  Or if I go into a war zone, no one will kill me.  

     "Life is a job," Madam Jane told me back then.  "We clock in when we're born and we clock out when we die -- and we only have one single job to do while we're here.  To do good deeds.  That's it.  And then we clock out, go to Heaven, sit in our BarcaLoungers and watch Netflix."

     "But what if I want to stay longer than 2028?"

     "Then they will have to pay you overtime!"  That works.  I'll either be dead in 2028 -- or else win the lottery.

     "But what if it's not just only me that dies in 2028?  What if the entire human race goes up in smoke too?"  This was my biggest fear -- that with the war on Ukra$ne, the war on Iran and all the other little wars everywhere else, someone somewhere might accidentally pull the Kill Switch or activate the nuclear football.  "What do you see in our future now?"

      "Right now?  I'm not seeing anything too clearly because of the concussion," replied Madam Jane, "but my tentative advice to you would be to go out and buy stock in BarcaLoungers...."  Good idea.

 

     Then Madam Jane sighed and looked into her crystal ball again.  Still cloudy.  But she squinted hard and came up with something.  "Looks like the whole purpose of all these wars is the same purpose as COV$D -- for the Epstein Class to murder as many of us as possible.  Eugenics."  No, Madam Jane, that's a conspiracy theory.  

      Undeterred, Madam Jane continued.  "And I also predict that after most of the population of the world is destroyed, the Epstein Class billionaire elites will then turn on each other and start murdering each other off too -- as they are finally forced to bake their own damn pizzas.  But this final set of internecine murders won't matter to you and me because the rest of us will be D.E.A.D." 

 

      Madam Jane.  Get a grip.  That concussion must have knocked some screws loose.  But still.  She could actually have a point.  Why else does all this totally-avoidable economic turbulence, completely unnecessary warfare and deliberate provocation of civil unrest seem to fit into a pattern?  Why else have millions been killed in Ukraine and Russia, America been forced into horrific debt, the Left-Right schism here been purposely magnified and the oil/war crisis in the Middle East been deliberately provoked?  

 

     "Israelis think that they, the Chosen People, are gonna be safe from the Epstein Class plans?  No no no.  They too have been Chosen -- as targets.  No one is safe -- unless you are a billionaire.  The rest of us are screwed."  Ah.  No discrimination.  If you are a peon, then your race, creed and/or religion don't matter.  BarcaLoungers for all! 

 

     If what M.J. says is actually true, then Trump, Biden, Netanyahu, Putin, Modi and Xi aren't bat-poop cray-cray after all.  They actually really do have a plan and are actually following it through.  And they probably also have underground bunkers and cities already built.  Hmmm.... 

 

     My next question?  "If all your predictions are actually correct, then what can we do to change our fate!" 

 

     "What do you think?" Madam Jane replied. 

PS:  To celebrate my 84th birthday this summer, I plan to go off to Azerbaijan.  "Why there?" you might ask.  Because it is located right next to northern Iran and while Azerbaijan is not exactly a war zone, it's as close as I can get to one while flying commercial air.  

 

      Also, Azerbaijan is currently playing footsie with all the great powers.  America wants its loyalty.  Russia wants it to stay neutral.  Europe is pretending it doesn't exist and China wants it to become part of the New Silk Road.  

      Azerbaijan could be a very interesting place to be right now -- except for one thing.  I'm stone cold broke.  So if anyone wants to loan me $2,000 for airfare, I promise to pay them back -- before 2028!

Resources:

I've got my BarcaLounger all picked out!  https://www.barcalounger.com/view-all-options/churchill-manual-recline?attribute_pa_covers=shoreham-blue

Here's my editor Bob Patterson's favorite travel song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJkeaSKA8RI

Professor Jaing schools us on the elites' actual end goals -- to kill us all off.  Madam Jane agrees with his horrific conclusions:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAhvlplzITk

 

No One is Safe.  Here's a link to a trailer for a film about ICE brutality, just one more step in dehumanizing us.  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DY4dCWVkD7c 

 

With Ukraine bombing Russian oil refineries, there goes even more of the world's oil -- up to and including 35% Sooo stupid. Such a waste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7WRU8hi9Bs 

 

Sadly, our government now resembles the Mafia more than it does a Republic -- but this is nothing new.  It's been a Mafia-clone for decades:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FILXeqsyek 

 

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