Saturday, February 13, 2016
Notary Public Blatant Self-Advertisement (since Fox News and CNN clearly aren't paying me to report the truth -- but then nobody pays anybody to report the truth these days!)
I am a Notary Public in Berkeley and will notarize your stuff for $10 plus travel expenses if you can't make it to south Berkeley on your own.
Will travel anywhere on the planet if you pay the expenses. Antarctica is a favorite of mine if you happen to need anything notarized in Port Lockroy or need a Jurat from a penguin. Or in Yemen or Libya or Tibet or even Bolivia. Just e-mail me at email@example.com with the word "Notary" in the subject line or message me on FaceBook. Thanks.
PS: I am listed on Yelp as "Stillwater Notary Public Services". https://www.yelp.com/biz/stillwater-notary-public-services-berkeley. Feel free to rate me with five stars -- I'm that good!