Retail sales: Why America loves Zionists & Palestinians equally
Someone started banging on my front door at midnight last night. "W-w-who is it?" I asked in a timidly fearful tone of voice.
"Josef Stalin! Open up!" Josef Stalin? The mass murderer? Help! Help me! Call the police!
"No need to do that," said Stalin. "Everyone knows that the police
won't come. America loves me! Me and Hitler are America's best
customers!" And then I woke up.
But you do gotta admit that if seen from a certain perspective, Stalin
has just made a valid point. If we understand that guns, weapons and
other killing machines are America's most vital manufacturing product,
then both Hitler and Stalin have boosted America's retail sales higher
than any other ad campaign in history -- with the possible exceptions of
Kaiser Wilhelm, the FBI, thug life and drug cartels.
How can America possibly sell weapons if there are no wars?
Currently Zelensky is America's best weapons salesman (for now) and,
sure, he has great future potential to win our coveted "Salesman of the
Year" award -- but his ad campaign has only been live for a year. Let's
see how he he's doing a decade from now.
Afghanistan has been America's best success story so far -- 20 years of
high-class product development and sky-rocketing weapons sales. Let's
give credit where credit is due. 20 long hard years of weapons sales?
Plus all that planned obsolesce left behind when America pulled out? Genius!
"But what about Vietnam, Iraq, Libya, Yemen, Cuba, Syria, Korea, Sudan,
Yugoslavia, Angola, Congo, Chile, Venezuela, Panama, Lebanon, Iran,
Africa Com, Cent-Com and Pivot to Asia?" you might ask. Yeah, them
too. But, actually, America's top prize for the most absolute and most
awesome retail sales campaign of all time has just got to be awarded to
Zionists and Palestinians. 78 whole years of top weapons salesmanship
-- topping every chart! Bravo for them!
And the Zionists' cold-blooded attack on al Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem
the other day was another bit of retail sales genius guaranteed to go
down in history -- setting the entire Middle East on fire once again.
Who knows? Perhaps that fire can stretch this conflict out for a whole
other 78 years. Good work, Zionists! America can always count on you
to keep our stock portfolio up.
PS:
And speaking of war, let's talk about global warming and climate chaos
too. When did it first start? Soon after Hiroshima, Korea and Vietnam,
right? But we didn't really start to notice climate chaos until after thousands of bombs were dropped on Iraq and hundreds of thousands of tons of
munitions were exploded there as well. Now climate change is being exacerbated
in Ukraine. Lucky us.
Wanna stop climate catastrophe? We could, of course, by putting an end
to "war" -- but then we'd also destroy America's manufacturing base as
well. To paraphrase an old Cold War slogan from the 1950s, "Better dead
than green!"
But screw it. I'm just not a Prepper. No bunkers, food hoarding and
oxygen masks for me. The world is going to Hell in a hand-basket, sure,
but my own personal survival plan is to just enjoy the ride -- and never open any front doors to Josef Stalin. Or to Trump-Biden. Or to any other Evil Globalist Bastards either.
Resources:
Money isn't everything -- until you no longer have any: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLRGsYpQLHs
The Ukra$ne war, a weapons salesman's wet dream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJUK41ToGd0
Trump and Biden lie to us equally. Don't believe a word either one of them say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4FJc5d2tAw
Holy
cow! Americans worry about inconsequential stuff like ketchup vs.
mayonnaise -- while Zioni$ts commit genoc$de using USA weapons: https://www.tiktok.com/@leahtheengineer/video/7218542780086275334
Must watch -- everything you ever wanted to know about Yemen and oil prices and evil empires... https://tntradiolive.podbean.com/e/isa-blumi-on-perspective-with-jesse-zurawell-4-april-2023/
The Zionists cross yet another red line in Palestine. Oh goodie! America gets to manufacture more "war" toys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiahNP0ifYc
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