Wednesday, April 07, 2004

BRAWL: Let's have Saddam and Dubya duke it out on Jerry Springer!

Rather than spend $9 Billion a month killing innocent women and children, let's have Saddam and Dubya duke it out on the Jerry Springer show! They could yell at each other to their hearts' content and Steve could keep them from getting too physical. And Jerry is a GREAT referee. Works for me. How about you?

I wrote a poem for the occasion:

When Dubya is willing to spill blood for oil, it's time for Jerry Springer.

When American workers get bitch-slapped by their own government, it's time for Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

When we can't tell when our government leaves off and the CEO's begin, it's time for the WWF!

When guys in black suits and buzz cuts run the media and dictate what news gets printed, it's time to bring in Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones -- the REAL Men in Black!

When American jobs are devastated and unemployment is a reality of life, it's time to bring back Roseann!

When the government threatens our union workers with the army, it's time for Superman to come back to Smallville!

When war is our only industry and fear keeps us in line, it's time for a revolution at the polls.