Sunday, January 31, 2021


COVID: It's like the 21st-century scurvy

      I'm a freaking genius!  I just figured out the real key to COVID.  Nobel Prize here, guys.  Big Pharma has spent billions, perhaps even trillions, inventing half-arsed vaccines that don't even keep us from transmitting COVID, that weaken our immune systems and that give us chills, fever and the shakes.  And then there's me -- having dreamed up a dirt-cheap cure for COVID in only one night and saved the human race from the evil clutches of the Davos Boyz.  Kudos for me.

      "Put your money where your mouth is, Jane," you might say.  "Put up or shut up."  Okay.  Here's my easy-peasy solution to the worldwide COVID crisis.  Just compare COVID to scurvy.

     "During the Age of Sail, it was assumed that 50 percent of the sailors would die of scurvy on a given trip.  A Scottish surgeon in the Royal Navy, James Lind, is generally credited with proving that scurvy can be successfully treated with citrus fruit in 1753."  Imagine how one little lemon could save thousands of lives? Well.  The cure for COVID is just like that lemon -- only COVID is caused by a lack of Vitamin D instead of a lack of vitamin C.  And COVID is also caused by a lack of sunshine.  COVID is the new scurvy!

       We sicken from COVID not because we don't have lemons onboard our ships, but because we don't have vitamin D in our rest homes and prisons.  Let's put all prisoners outside in exercise yards every day at noon for an hour (or, even better, release those who have committed only victimless crimes!) -- and then give everyone over the age of 60 a huge shot of vitamin D.  Problem solved.

      And give the rest of us shots of vitamin D as well -- and get us out of all those stuffy apartments and away from those addictive computers and TVs.  Let's go for long walks.  Mankind was not meant to live without sunshine.  All those years of no sunshine have finally caught up with us.  Let's fight back with vitamin D.  Scurvy, er, COVID, is avoided.  The lock-down is lifted overnight.  No more unsanitary masks.  The human race is saved.  And billions, perhaps even trillions, of dollars are saved too. 
PS:  That mRNA "vaccine" is nasty.  If you don't get your second shot in time, you could risk getting an autoimmune disease.  At least the Johnson & Johnson vaccine is marginally better because it works the old-fashioned way.  Watered-down viruses.  One and done.  Screw Pfizer and Moderna.  If you've been brainwashed into thinking that you will die instantly if you don't get a (non-vitamin-D) shot, then at least hold out for J&J.

More than you ever wanted to know about scurvy:

Speaking of death in the 21st century, Biden has appointed a whole bunch of warmongers:

Get rid of us and replace us all with cyborgs?  Not as Twilight Zone as we might think:


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