America & Israel: "War is our most important product"
And how many other countries in the world today can make this claim: "War is our most important product!" I can't think of a single one offhand.
Not to teach children, not grow crops, make music or create films, not be a religious, spiritual or moral person or even to manufacture trains, buttons or soap -- screw all that pansy stuff. Just to manufacture and sell weapons and guns.
Both America and Israel seem to be addicted to war right now. And this upside-down sicko attitude toward what is really important in life is going to kill off both countries (sooner or later) if they don't watch out. But creativity is the strongest antidote for war. So let's all help people get hooked on being creative instead of on being viscous, immoral and mean.
For one thing, creativity is a hecka lot more fun. And for another, it doesn't leave you with PTSD the morning after either.
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