Dear President Gore:
Want to hear a bad lawyer joke? Are you ready?
Two years ago, Republicans paid lawyers (and spin doctors) twenty million dollars in order "win over" our Supreme Court with regard to the outcome of presidential elections in Florida.
That in itself is a bad lawyer joke but wait...the punch line is even worse!
Here it is:
"Considering today's inflated real estate prices, purchasing the White House for 20 mil was a REAL STEAL!"
Mr. President, I'm sorry, but this is a LOUSY lawyer joke. America deserves better! Let's start an action campaign and flood the White House mailbox (email@example.com) with every single bad lawyer joke we know,
Very truly yours, Jane Stillwater, Berkeley, CA
PS: Here's my WHEREFORE clause:
WHEREFORE, that the jokers in the White House finally realize that having the blood of the women and children of Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Columbia and America on their hands is a serious no-no -- if for no other reason than that their "favorite philosopher" takes the slaughter of His innocents VERY SERIOUSLY.
And WHEREFORE, Christ will be MUCH happier with these clowns on Judgment Day if they start to lighten up on mass-producing severed body parts.
"Imagine a world where EVERY child is wanted, nurtured, protected and loved: World Peace in one generation!" A child's happy laughter is the best sound in the world. No joking