Why authoritarianism doesn't work: Because nobody likes it!
In other words, always punching other people's lights out in order to get your own way can very quickly become counterproductive. Good grief, I think that Gladwell might be onto something here.
Slavery would still be on the books in Georgia and Alabama because of all those happy slaves it created. Or, alternatively, segregation would still be a huge success and MLK would have had no effect at all on it.
There would be no Child Protective Services anywhere and parents would still be beating their kids to within an inch of their lives. And I would still be lovingly obeying my mean older sister.
Women would look forward to being placed in harems and having a dozen babies each and would never demand the right to be pro-choice. "Barefoot and pregnant." They would know their place as slaves to their husbands and not strive for anything else. Rape would not be a problem for women and girls.
And there would not have been 30 years of The Troubles in Northern Ireland either.
And in South America, Pinochet's ghost would still be running Chile, Argentina's Dirty War would have made Henry Kissinger proud, the billions Reagan spent on killing peasants in Guatemala would not have been wasted, Batista's grandson (not Castro's brother) would still be ruling Cuba and all those tin-pot dictators that the CIA supported in Central and South America over the years would be in Heaven right now -- not in Hell. And phrases like "Banana Republic" and "Military Junta" and "Drug Cartel" would all stir our hearts with pride instead of just making us queasy.
The Soviet Union would still exist -- and Afghans and Chechyans would just love being a part of it. People there would stop praising Tolstoy, Tchaikovsky and Baryshnikov and start even more fan clubs for Stalin.
We would have "Fascism" and "Corporatism" engraved on our dimes now instead of just that stupid old word "Liberty". And "Mein Kampf" -- not "Romeo and Juliette" -- would be required reading in all American high schools.
Does anyone know of any other interesting (and meaningful) things that I could see and do in Haiti -- on a limited budget? If so, please let me know. Or how I could get interviews with Jean-Bertrand Aristide and Paul Farmer while I am there? Or I wouldn't mind interviewing Sean Penn again either, who I hear now lives down there -- when he's not hanging out with Charlize Theron in Malibu that is.
Or even Baby Doc?
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If anyone ever wants to hire me on as a travel writer (or war correspondent), "Have laptop, will travel!" And am leaving for Haiti on Valentines Day -- so stay tuned for that report too.
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