Saturday, September 20, 2025

How can I spend Christmas in Venezuela? How to get a visa?

 

How can I spend Christmas in Venezuela? How to get a visa?

      I want to visit 100 countries before I die.  "One hundred countries?" you might say.  "That's gonna be a whole bunch of hard work!"  But on the other hand, however, there certainly are a whole bunch of counties out there to visit.  Even if I just limit myself to only the countries that America has invaded and/or bombed recently, then I would still have over two hundred countries to chose from.  I can do this!  
 
      But I digress.  The country that I really want to visit right now is Venezuela.

      There is, however, one big problem.  How the freak can I get a Venezuelan visa?  Why the freak would Venezuela even want to give a visa to any American citizen -- even me?  After all, the U.S. has been tampering with Venezuelan elections for decades now, has stolen its gold, has stolen its oil, has terrorized it, has sanctioned it, has spit in its soup!  Rumor has it that the CIA even murdered one of its favorite presidents.

     Currently, America has eight armed gunboats, 1,200 missiles, several F-35 fighter jets and a nuclear submarine stationed off the coast of Venezuela -- plus numerous American-funded masked terrorists are hanging out in its jungles.  I can just imagine the president of Venezuela's response to my visa request now.  "American gunboats have recently murdered a whole bunch of Venezuelans in cold blood, falsely accused us of being drug-runners and is also trying to steal our oil -- and yet you want me to give you a visa?  Are you freaking nuts!"  Well, yeah.

     How else am I going to spend Christmas in Caracas?

     "Why don't you just go to the Venezuelan consulate?" you might ask next.  Can't do that.  Its been closed down since 2023.

      "How about you just arrive at the Caracas airport and pretend to be Mexican?  Moldavian?  Malian?  A tourist from Madagascar?"  Maybe.  Maybe not.  "You could swim over from Barbados?  Smuggle yourself in from Columbia across the Orinoco?"  Get real.

     "Or you could just call up the White House and have the CIA pack you in over the border by mule-back as a sleeper cell?"  That might work.  "Or you could pretend to be a drug-runner?"  Yeah but, like I said -- even despite American war-mongers constantly claiming that Venezuela is a major source of drugs, it is not.  Ecuador and Columbia are.  Venezuela is only a major source of oil.  America only wants to steal its oil. 

     "Aha.  Then you could pretend to be an oil baron and get a visa that way."  Have you seen me?  Do I even look like I might have a butler, a maid and a free pass to Epstein Island?

     "How about that you just call up President Madero and ask him politely for a visa?"  Got his cell phone number handy, do ya?

     "You could tell him that you only want to add Venezuela to your list of 100 countries.  Tell him the truth.  Tell him that you are only a tourist and that you just want to visit Angel Falls for Christmas.  It's the world's tallest uninterrupted waterfall.  It's a freaking UNESCO heritage site!"

      Wait, what.  You want me to tell Venezuelans the truth?  Since when have Americans ever told the truth concerning oil-rich countries?  Iraq?  Syria?  Yemen?  Iran?  Russia?  Qatar?  But the real truth is that I'm a war correspondent and am bored out of my mind just sitting around my apartment, just doing laundry, shopping, cleaning, watering my plants and watching paint dry.

PS:  According to Alex Krainer, the American economy is so deeply in debt that there are very few ways to ever pull it out of this bottomless hole.  One way is to cause massive inflation -- and another way is to steal Venezuela's oil.  But, either way, guess who is gonna end up stone-cold broke, out on the street and totally desperate?  Yeah.  Not the billionaires.  Only you and me.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6c2Ghv-BbY

PPS:  Am I crazy or does it really seem like Trump and Netanyahu actually are plotting to continue their nefarious plan to conquer the entire Middle East?  It certainly looks that way.  My recommendation?  "Qatar, Kuwait, Dubai, Turkey and the Saudis need to buckle up.  It's going to be a bumpy ride."

Resources:

American gunboats slaughter Venezuelans for no reason:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Lm2viJr-Y

Break Through News tells us about the real situation in Venezuela:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTvWgYE3Xk4

Now the US is getting ready to attack Venezuela (again).  When will all this piracy ever end?  Rhetorical question.  They're Lying About Venezuela While Moving War Machinery Into Place

Whitney Webb reminds us once again of all the American corruption influences in Latin America:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwejUh3m9Fg

Here's how money controls even our local governments, using Oakland as a prime example:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nFINTMgrpc

Jeffry Sachs reminds us about how long America has been trying to crush the Venezuelan economy and now has over a thousand missiles pointed at Caracas:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPO2KjEYILU

And don't forget the Final Solution that fascists are inflicting on Gaza:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoFGIUUL8vw

Alex Krainer points out that the Brits and Kissinger brought their ideas to the table in Gaza -- starve them to death:  https://alexkrainer.substack.com/p/of-empires-and-famines

Max Blumenthal lets us know all about how AIPAC runs America with an iron hand:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoFGIUUL8vw


More American dirty tricks on Venezuela are exposed:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8wRYHpbHWw


If people like Jim Shepard keep reminding us about all the many inconsistencies, hopefully some day the enormity of this con game will finally sink in.  But it's already too late. Trillions have already been wasted.  Our economy is in ruins.  https://jshepard.substack.com/p/the-soft-soil-and-hard-lies-of-911-d68

 
And what about this video?  Was Kirk's death actually faked?  Totally bizarre:  https://rumble.com/v6ysuki-dont-be-fooled-they-killed-the-character-charlie-kirk-but-the-actors-still-.html?start=355 
 
Eric Coppolino does a great analysis of the Kirk shooting.  Click on the second hour for the good stuff:  https://planetwavesfm.substack.com/p/you-set-the-scene-planet-waves-fm?utm_source=substack&utm_campaign=post_embed&utm_medium=email 
 
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