Be very afraid: What happens when the other bad guys get drones too?
OMG! What if American neo-cons aren't the only imperialist bastards to start developing and using drones! What if some other imperial bastard bad guys also start using drones too? Or Goldfinger or the NSA or the phone company gets them? Then, obviously, what would happen next is that wedding parties in Oregon and Ohio and women and children in New Hampshire and New Mexico will also have to keep their eyes on the skies 24/7 too -- just like they now do in Pakistan and Palestine!
And when (not if) this happens, we can realistically expect to see a whole new 9-11-style fear-and-loathing scenario being played out every day on every quiet, peaceful suburban street in America.
Yes, thanks to drones, war might easily be coming to America soon -- just like the Pentagon has already generously brought war to the doorstep of almost every other country on the planet.
When the American neo-con military-industrial complex began developing and using drones, it obviously opened a whole new can of worms. And are we any safer now because of these drones? NOT. What goes around comes around. Thanks a lot, War Street.
"But, Jane," you might say, "you're acting just like Chicken Little here. No one else is gonna be able to develop drones -- or be able to use them either." Hey, why not? Drones are basically model airplanes with payloads. How hard can it be to develop one of those? All that the other bad guys have to do is just infiltrate some model-airplane rally in Ohio -- and it's Goodnight Cincinnati.
Someone just informed me that Monsanto is currently also developing drones. Dare to plant some heirloom tomatoes in your back yard and you're toast! "Step away from the tomatoes!" That is, if you get any warning at all.
And I also just learned that in Afghanistan the Taliban are now able to bring American imperial bad guys' drones under radio control and then use them to strike back. What if DuPont seized Monsanto's drones? Or the Mafia seized control of your friendly local police department's drones? Or psychopathic child-stalkers in Florida got their hands on one. Or if they started having drone wars on "Big Brother" or "Survivor"? Or what if those mean girls at your old high school got "droned" by the science nerds. Fox News could use them to knock off us liberals. Scouting could even offer a "I built a drone!" merit badge. And I bet that those same National Rifle Association marketing executives who brought us Sandy Hook and Stand Your Ground would just be creaming their jeans at the thought of selling every household on every block in America its very own drone.
The possibilities for death from the skies are endless here. And you don't even need to have access to yellow-cake or reactors or cyclotrons to kill people either!
Be very afraid.
PS: The National Security Agency should also start being very afraid too -- but for a different reason. If the NSA truly is listening in on all of our phone conversations and reading all of our FB pages and e-mails, then it must surely know for certain what billions of people all over the world are currently saying about their outrageous spying operations -- and not one of these billions are hitting the "Like" button either.
It must be really scary for the NSA to eavesdrop on so many of the world's party lines -- only to discover that everyone who is anyone is talking trash about THEM http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/18094-richest-300-persons-on-earth-have-more-money-than-poorest-3-billion.
PPS: And speaking of national security, I just went to see The Lone Ranger -- and loved it. It seems that the Lone Ranger and Tonto were actually keeping the Old West safe from corporate corruption! http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/bob-patterson/50444/dalton-trumbo-rides-again So where are they now when we really need them?
Then I went to see "World War Z," a biology-gone-wild thriller that you just gotta love http://www.worldwarzmovie.com/# But then on the way home, I tripped on a broken sidewalk, broke my arm and ended up in an ambulance on the way to the hospital, giving a whole new meaning to the term, "blockbuster".
And another summer blockbuster that I'm all excited to see is "Elysium," with Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. "In the year 2154, two classes of people exist: the very wealthy, who live on a pristine man-made space station called Elysium, and the rest, who live on an overpopulated, ruined planet." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvGE2nP4ga8 This is the logical extension of what is currently happening on our corporatized planet -- except that in Elysium in 2154, the American imperialist bastards of the future have even awesomely hotter-looking robots and drones than they do now.
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