Friday, November 16, 2012

When Texas secessionists met Santa Ana's ghost

If Texas secedes, Santa Ana is gonna be celebrating his heart out down at the graveyard!

After the Border Patrol leaves Texas (along with the Coast Guard and the U.S. Army of course), Mexico will easily be able to take back Texas. And Santa Ana's ghost will be happily shouting, "Remember the Alamo!" on the Day of the Dead.