Saturday, February 18, 2012






















Fox News just declared war on Iran!


We're in for it now. Rupert Murdock is the Joseph Goebbels of 2012! The Mayans are gonna be right. Sigh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nV1sk9mSJEY


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Tinkerbell at the Lawrence Hall of Science: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150536455046618.366941.519281617&

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