A short history of Ukraine, before Nuland screwed the pooch in 2014
   
   I was hanging out in Maidan Square back in 2009, feeding pigeons and 
playing the tourist, when a local history professor struck up a 
conversation with me.  "There are three facts that have had a huge 
impact on modern Ukrainians," he said.  "First, you need to understand 
that Ukraine is very old, having first appeared in the seventh century. 
 Back then it was called Ki-Rus, and it was the birthplace of modern 
Russia as well.  In 988 AD, Christianity was introduced, as a political 
decision, because it would served to unite the various tribes here."
     
 Then the Mongolians arrived in the thirteenth century.  "Ki-Rus was the
 last country the Mongols conquered on their way to Europe.  Everything 
was devastated and it all had to be rebuilt.  Then Lithuanians and Poles
 took over one-third of Ukraine.
     
 "Cossacks were men of the borderland and had an ancient democratic 
tradition, fighting against the Polish empire.  So the second factor 
here was that the western part of Ukraine was controlled by Poland -- 
and the eastern part was controlled by Russia.  Westerners were 
Catholics under the Pope.  In the central and eastern parts, the main language was 
Russian."  There were a lot of internecine wars after that.
    
 "The third big factor is the political aspect, the split between 
pro-European alliances and pro-Russian affinities.  This split has been 
going on for centuries.  In 1917, the nationalists came to power and 
declared the Ukrainian People's Republic, the first time that the word Ukraine
 was used.  Even though the Republic only lasted a year, it was a 
beginning."  Then, as late as 1991, Ukraine actually became independent. 
    
 "After 1991, nothing was working properly, inflation was rampant and 
many people committed suicide in the face of such uncertainty.  We only 
got our currency and constitution in 1996.  But in the past 18 years, we
 have achieved a lot."
     Given this excellent opportunity, I started grilling the professor further.  "What about economic, political and social issues?"
    
 "Politicians decide everything here.  From being under only one party 
during the Communist era, we now have five parties.  But even though 
they now call themselves democrats, they are the same people who used to
 be Communists.  Also, as long as you are a member of Parliament, no one
 can put you in prison.  This sometimes comes in quite handy.  And also 
you don't elect members, you only elect parties.  And how you get on the
 ballot is by buying your slot."  Same way as in America, 
especially after that crappy Citizens United verdict.
    
 "We elect the Parliament for four years and elect the President for 
five years.  The 2004 Orange Revolution involved a Presidential 
election.  It had three outcomes."  With a little help from NATO -- who cleverly co-opted Ukrainians' unhappiness with their 
government and turned it into a pro-NATO coup.  Victoria Nuland used that same tactic in 2014 -- and and in 2022.
    
 "Before 2004, all media channels were the same."  Also just like in 
America today.  "But now they are more diverse.  Protests were not 
natural in Ukraine because protestors were sent to Siberia under the old
 USSR regime.  But ten million people protested in Kiev in 2004.  The 
old corrupt mindset had been above the rule of law.  We actually thought
 that the new government would be different.  It wasn't."
     
 People were deeply encouraged by the Orange Revolution -- just like 
Americans were all hopeful that Obama would be different from Bush.  
"It's more interesting now than the old USSR way of life.  It's almost 
like going to the circus."
      "Help me out here," I said.  "I'm all confused.  Tell me how the Orange Revolution affected the common Ukrainian."
    
 "Salaries have dropped 40%.  Less than 1.5% 
are extremely rich.  12% are middle class.  Over 80% are below the 
poverty level.  Don't judge Ukraine by the high standards of Kiev.  Not 
all of Ukraine looks like this."  Sounds like America too, especially after the past 735 days of being helplessly locked down.
    
 "Not everyone here adheres to the rule of law now either.  A city 
council member got drunk and killed people last year.  The newspapers 
say that the investigation is ongoing....  Which means that nothing will
 happen to the corrupt ones.  Some politicians feel that they are 
un-punishable."  Sounds like Gates, Schwab, Big Pharma, Trump, Biden and
 Fauci in 2022.
    
 "Ukraine also has a central bank.  It's supposed to have a free market 
as well but there is much regulation.  The income tax is now 15%.  We also 
import more than we export and buy more than we sell."  Sounds like 
America today too.  "Most people here also go into debt.  The interest 
rate is 13%.  Metallurgy, chemistry and agriculture are the main 
industries here now.  Hopefully, Ukraine will start to be the 
breadbasket of Europe again."
     "What about social issues?"
     
 "We have great educational facilities but not any meaningful jobs are 
available after you get out of school.  And sometimes the knowledge we gain there 
is not relevant, didn't give me the job know-how that I needed."  Ivory 
tower problems.  Sounds familiar.
    
 "Education and healthcare are the two excellent services that we 
inherited from the Soviet Union -- but they still work only according to
 the national budget.  Doctors and teachers are two of the lowest-paying
 jobs in Ukraine.  Every five years doctors have to prove their 
qualifications.  It is not a very desirable profession."  And the 
doctors in Ukraine also make house calls!  "Hospitals are free but patients 
may be asked to buy their own medical supplies -- and hospital food is 
terrible.  
    
 "Unemployment is low, 5% approximately, but most jobs are low quality 
and offer low pay."  Sound like where the United States is headed too, 
lucky if you can get a job at McDonalds.  "But the crime rate is also 
low.  Most victims are non-Ukrainian."  
      
 I shook the professor's hand and offered to buy him dinner.  The food 
at a nearby restaurant was crappy but the professor made for good 
company and I learned much more about Ukraine, Babi Yar, Chernobyl, the 
legendary Rabbi Nachman, Hasidic Jews' annual pilgrimage to the Baal 
Shem Tov's grave, local wedding customs, the infamous WW II Nazi occupation 
and other interesting stuff.
PS:  Here's a fun trivia fact to use next time you're on Jeopardy:  Because The Ukraine literally means The Borderland, it's grammatically okay to still call it that, just as Russia translates as Oarsmen -- so you can call that country The Russia too.
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