Subterranean homesick Ukra$ne blues: Being a war correspondent isn't cheap these days
Good grief, there is so much important stuff that I need to jam
into this one tiny article regarding all the various and creative ways that those Evil
Globalist Bastards are
trying to kill us all off, that now I don't even know where to begin.
"Make
a list." Okay. Here it is. But I'm not gonna list all this scary
stuff over and over
again. Here are the highlights. Listen up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxjIBEZvx0
1. Joe Biden has been struggling mightily for the last forty years
to get Ukra$ne all weaponized so that he could Poke the Bear and start
World War III with Russia. Joe! You do not live in a Marvel Comics
film. You are not The Avenger. You are not even Ant Man. And yet you
would risk America getting blown up? That's crazy talk.
2. Biden, Trump, Fasci, Gates, Trudeau, Schwab and all those other Evil Globalist Bastards are also trying very hard
to kill us all off in several other ways -- just in case Joe's World War
III massacre scheme doesn't work out. Plan B is to fall back on
bio-weapons. Yes, The Jab is a bio-weapon. What else can it be? It kills people. It doesn't stop COV$D. It's not even a vaccine.
According to Dr. Michael Yeadon, emeritus head of Pfizer’s vaccine
research, when we get
injected with spike proteins, they go everywhere in our bodies, not just to our
lungs even though COV$D is solely a respiratory disease -- but if
they do get to our lungs, those little spiky darlings then cause more harm than good because spike proteins really are spiky. And this is the
reason why the Jab doesn’t work to stop COV$D.
It would have been so much better to have invented a nasal-spray vaccine that went straight to our lungs
and didn’t involve spike proteins. Almost
a trillion dollars totally wasted. Oh well.
3. Patent attorney David Martin says that by the year 2028, seven hundred million people will have died
from The Jab's more deadly side effects -- morbidities that have been happily foisted on us by mass media, social media
and our very own politicians out to make a buck. Plus other Jab side
effects include infertility and miscarriages -- and yet we worry that
abortions are now illegal? Get Jabbed, ladies, and you may never
have to worry about unwanted (or even wanted) pregnancies again! https://infertilitymovie.org/
4.
Then there's the failing economy and the supply-chain crisis and the
farmers' nightmares and all that shite. Are you better off now than you
were -- after 845 days of that stupid and useless Lock-Down? After the
Federal Reserve counterfeited all those trillions of dollars that stuck us with inflation? And after Bill Gates bought up all that farmland in order to force us to eat bugs?
5.
All around us, most Americans are totally blind to all these invented
disasters that will turn our lives into Armageddon. Make a list of them
yourselves, America. They all add up to us miserably living
inside of some weird sci-fi disaster flick. Where's the fun in that?
But will anyone listen to my urgent warnings? Nah, I'm just Cassandra.
"Shut up, Jane. Turn off your blather and let me get back to buying
junk from Amazon and watching Big Brother and Young Sheldon on TV."
6. Forty billion
U.S. dollars were recently handed over to global "war" profiteers so
that they could have Big Fun blowing up Ukraine. Americans should be
totally pissed off that we aren't getting no forty billion dollars
ourselves instead -- but we are not. What's with that? We Americans surely need that
money far more than Zelensky's mad-dog berserker storm-troopers do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJnMQG9ev8
7. "In order to be enlightened, you must love, trust, respect and forgive yourself and others." I am obviously nowhere near being enlightened. Can't trust (or forgive) anybody in power these days, either the Left or the Right. Has everybody but me sold out? Where are Christ, the Buddha and Wonder Woman when we need them?
8.
And here's how this article was originally intended to start -- before I
began having nightmares about Lee Harvey Oswald and Marilyn Monroe
coming back from the dead:
During World War II, Ernie Pyle only needed to hop aboard the USS Queen
Mary in order to report on the European front. All his journalistic
expenses were covered by FDR. And once I'd paid for my airfare to
Kuwait back in 2007, I didn't have to spend another dime while reporting
on Bush's gruesome little war on Iraq. The U.S. Marine Corps fed and
housed me both in Heet and Haditha, bless their hearts.
I didn't even have to spend much money while being a war correspondent
in Syria, Afghanistan, North Korea, Palestine and Washington DC. You
can always hitch a ride once you get there.
However, even getting to Ukraine these days is freakishly expensive. Plus if Volodymyr Zelensky doesn't
like what you write, he'll have you shot in the back. So on my current
limited budget, the closest I can get to reporting on the troubles in
Ukra$ne is to buy an economy-class ticket to Warsaw and hope for the
best.
What would
Edward R. Murrow, Martha Gellhorn or Walter Cronkite do in my current
situation? Haven't a clue. Swim the Atlantic? Get the New York Times to sponsor them? Sorry but the Times' truth-telling days are long gone and they certainly wouldn't want to have me off in the trenches of Kiev. Might look bad for their Department of Propaganda, right?
What to do? I know! I still have that gold coin that my dying father
gave me back in 1998. Cash it in for $1700? That would hardly even get
me to New York City by bus. Wait for the price of gold to go up?
Nah. "Gold prices are being artificially deflated," sez my favorite
financial expert Greg Mannarino. Gold should be pegged at a minimum of
$5000 an ounce. The Federal Reserve is up to no good. Again.
$5000 might get me as far as Munich, where all this Lebensraum
stuff first began, but $1700 doesn't go very far these days at all. It
just doesn't. Plus Hitler's old-fashioned Beer-Hall-Putsch fascism is
now being re-branded as "Public-Private Partnerships". Rolls off the
tongue better, dontcha think? No weird associations with Nazis either -- but still that same old piece of crap.
The best way to tell when the American economy is going to seriously
start tanking, instead of only continuing the slow downward roll we're on now, is
to keep your eye on the price of gold. If it goes up, we go down. But I
digress. Let's get back to talking about the high price of war correspondence.
My middle daughter has owed
me $27,000 for over twenty years now. Do I still have a lien on her
house? Would she actually ever pay me back? Even though she's now
totally boujee and makes mucho dinero at a fancy
job that involves bossing famous actors around? I took her to small
claims court over part of that amount once but she and her hubby lied
like a rug under oath. Allegedly. But that was a war in itself. She
could pay me back now -- and then Dombass here I come! Probably not
going to happen this time either. Daughters are so touchy about stuff
like that. Sigh.
Perhaps the Marines will send me to Ukraine this time too?
PS:
Here's the deal, the real story about why I'm so broke. I just spent
my very last cent on flying to New York City, spending the night at the
wonderful fabulous luxurious Plaza Hotel and then flying back to
California the next day. I had to! It was my 80th birthday! You'd do
the same thing too, right? Gotta do something memorable, something with flash and charm!
Been dreading my 80th birthday for years now -- waste of time. 80 is
the new 30! I also learned
that being pampered in luxury ain't the end-all and be-all. "No
matter where you go, there you are."
Plus no amount of money in the world
will make the Evil Globalist Bastards happy. Money may be able to buy them the U.S. presidency, NATO, a chalet in
Davos or even the presidency of China -- but money can't ever buy them a
soul.
PPS:
"Why should Jane be the one to go off to report on Ukraine," you might
ask. "Why send her and not Anderson Cooper or Norah O'Donnell?" Why
me? Softball question. Because I learned the hard way in Iraq that if
you really wanna know what is going on, then you gotta go there and see
for yourself. Except that I got fired for describing what I saw in
Iraq. Cooper and O'Donnell don't want to get fired.
Resources:
At the Madrid conference, NATO members acted like they live in a dream
world covered with fairy dust -- but in reality the only thing they have left to fall back on is
nuclear weaponry. Scary! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0y2I2kxi4M&t=3s
Then there's also The Greyzone's
highly informative coverage of the NATO conference in Madrid wherein they discuss Big Z's
muscle shirt collection -- and perhaps how diplomacy might be better
than "war": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJl7xgZNO74
And speaking of money, "If the COVID-19
vaccines have been a disappointment from a public health standpoint in
stopping the continuing spread of new variants of the disease, why is
Big Pharma as well as its government allies in the FDA, CDC, and NIH
still pushing them?" Follow the COVID money: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2022/07/follow_the_covid_money.html
And here's another blockbuster that most Americans will never hear about: "European Union Finally Admits COVID-19 Vaccines Destroy Your Immune System." https://www.globalresearch.ca/european-union-finally-admits-covid-19-vaccines-destroy-your-immune-system/5786509
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